A guy who is Even Dumber than Dumb and Dumber
In my bestselling travel guidebook, “The New Golden Door to Retirement and Living in Costa Rica,” I talk about two Americans drunks who get “taken to the cleaners” by a couple of sly Costa Rican women. Most Americans who come here and get involved with Costa Rican women have good relationships but about 25 percent experience a lot of hardships and grief and end up paying a steep emotional and step monetary price for their mistakes. I would now like to tell you about one such American retiree who is even stupider than dumb and dumber.
Jim came to Costa Rica about eight years ago. He proudly served his country in Vietnam and eventually became a policeman when he returned to the States. He worked as an peace officer in Arizona for about 20 years but injuring his back in the line of duty and was forced to retire at age 50. Fortunately, he received a good disability pension of around $3,000 per month. If you saw Jim you’d never think he had a physical disability. Jim is an imposing figure who stands about six feet three and must weigh about 245 pounds.
A couple of years after he moved to Costa Rica he met a 25 year old Costa Rican woman who had two teenage sons. Jim dated her for a couple of years and they got married. Here is where the story gets interesting. As I mentioned above Jim is a combat veteran, an ex-policeman and built like an NFL linebacker. It turns out that his wife has his him wrapped around her little finger. All she has to do is say, “jump” and he jumps. For some reason he is scared shitless of his little woman.
On top of that, she controls all of his money and only gives him a small allowance of about $250 per month. He even has to ask her for permission to go out with his male friends. When he is out she calls him about every hour to se where he is and often shows up at the place he is at to check up on him. Poor Jim! His wife is a very jealous and insecure woman.
Jim is also paying for her two son’s college educations at a private Costa Rican university. The two kids show there gratitude by stealing money from Jim’s wallet every so often. He wouldn’t dare accuse them in front of his wife or she’d rip off his head.
If things weren’t bad enough, Jim is forced has to help his wife’s relatives with bills from time to time. He is nothing more than their on-demand ATM machine.
I could go and tell you hundreds of sad anecdotes about Jim’s terrible relationship but don’t want to bore you with the details. I just wonder why he hangs in there. My whole point is to warn American retirees about the dangers of getting involved with the wrong Costa Rican women. If guys use a little common sense, test the woman they are dating, look at the family that surround them and don’t rush into things out of desperation, they stand a much better chance of having a successful relationship and not ending up like Dumb and Dumber or my friend JIm.





